- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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