- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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