- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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