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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Women's Rights..

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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