- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

how do you call someone? use a phone

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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