- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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