Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

the economy.

Ben Affleck

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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