- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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