Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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human centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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