- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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