What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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