roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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