- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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