- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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