- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's blue? The sky.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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