Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

how do you call someone? use a phone

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Pain Olympics.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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