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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

human centipede

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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