what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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