A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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