"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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