There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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