- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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