What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Anti Joke

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