- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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