- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

You idiot.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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