- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five