- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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