- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Women's Rights.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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