- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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