- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Tilt your screen back .

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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