- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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