- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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