Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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My jeans

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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