What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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