A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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