- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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