Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

i hate non minorities!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Gay rights.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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