- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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