- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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