Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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My spelling is horrible

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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