How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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