- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

white or wheat? wheat please.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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