happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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