Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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