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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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