- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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