- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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