Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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the economy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Ben Affleck

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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aodhan hearty

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Anti Joke

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