- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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