How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Anti Joke

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