What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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