- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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