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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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