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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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