Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

So a horse walks into a barn.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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