- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

guess what? bannanas

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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