- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Potassium? K.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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