Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

womens rights

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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