A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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