- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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