what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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