Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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can you touch your toes? no

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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