- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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