Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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