What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A praying mantis is very graceful

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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