What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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