*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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