- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

a blind man walks into a wall

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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