- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Once upon a time a was born

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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