- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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