- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Gordon Brown smiles.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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