- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Whats two plus two Four!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

GOODBYE

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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