dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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