- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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