What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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You idiot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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