Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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