How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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tea with milk?

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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