Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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