- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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