- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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