Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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