What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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