Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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