How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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