- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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