- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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