How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Well this is pointless.....

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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