- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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