Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Weaner

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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