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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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