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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

tea with milk?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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