Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's upside down? umop apisdn

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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