what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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i'm hard

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Anti Joke

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