- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Read a Book.

What did death say to life? Go die

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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