- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

guess what? bannanas

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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