Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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