- Anti Joke

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.