Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Hello.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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