- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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