What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A seal walks into a club.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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