knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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whats a joke

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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