How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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