Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

haha black people :D

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Anti Joke

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