Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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