- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A dog was barking at a tree

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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