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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats a joke

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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