What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Cancer

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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