Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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