- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yellow People !!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I'm Polish.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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