- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

race-car = rac-ecar

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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