- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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