What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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