Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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