why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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