Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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