A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A man penetrates another man.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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