- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Actually it was me Josh brown

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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