- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Death by kayak

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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