A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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