Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

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