A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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