- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What did death say to life? Go die

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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