it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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